LYRICS:
this town has got a drinking problem
and it gets worse here every year
he stalks his victims by the river
he stalks the students full of beer
he’s a Mississippi Madman
and it’s a Mississippi mystery
is there a Mississippi Madman?
the maddest murderer in history!
he lurks in shadows down on Third Street
he knows the river like his hand
he chooses victims very carefully
the ones that cannot stand
somehow he gets them to the river
somehow he pushes them in
somehow they do not struggle
somehow they can’t swim
ooh he’s a Mississippi Madman
and it’s a Mississippi mystery
is there a Mississippi Madman?
the maddest murderer in history!
he’s known as Chief Kondraki
and he is just like an Iraqi
he has no direction
and he sees no connection
to the Mississippi Madman
ooh it’s a Mississippi mystery
is there a Mississippi madman?
the maddest murderer in history!
I play Guitar, madolin, drum, and I believe there are five vocal tracks layed down.
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@ 1peterz
It …
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It really depends on what the medical examiner/coroner determines.
@ 1peterz,
Nope. …
@ 1peterz,
Nope. The police are adamant that there is no serial killer. In fact, LCPD Chief Kondracki has recently claimed “There is no serial killer!” and Deputy Chief Eric Larsen has gone as far as blaming the 2 detectives who invetned the smiley face killers theory of preying off of grieving parents. The FBI has also determined there is no evidence of any type of serial killer, that the only thing that ties these deaths together are alcohol.
LOL…When I was 18 …
LOL…When I was 18 I almost became a victim of the Mad Dog 20/20, the kiwi crap. Nastiest alcohol ever produced by man.
I drank the whole bottle and then half a bottle of Fire & Ice, a zima, and an unknown number of bud lights.
I remember puking up the birthday cake we had at the party. It was blue and purple all over the toilette. Next I know I am laying on the floor and it feels as if my whole body is asleep from the neck down. I couldn’t move my arms or legs. -I almost died.
Having come from a …
Having come from a larger jurisdiction, a troubling thing with investigations in smaller communities is that you don’t have a great deal of investigative resources. The rule in any death should be to “think dirty” and assume a homicide until you absolutely rule it out. Police tend to belittle as “conspiracy theories” anything they aren’t able to resolve. No one is alleging UFO abduction. It is irresponsible to rule out murder simply because you can’t figure it out.
Yet another student …
. I was a prosecutor in the La Crosse area for years, although not directly involved in this case. It seems there is one factor that can probably be determined by the Police Reports that could rule out accident and probably suicide. I haven’t seen it discussed. I wonder if the Police are holding it back as information that might only be known by a perp,
Yet another student–drinking–river death today
Straight up gangsta.
Straight up gangsta.
once again stfu
once again stfu
omg stfu let the …
omg stfu let the people believe what they wnat for all u know it could bee a killer i mean wtf obviously alchohol has everything too do it but as my parents (im 16) and my grandparents said no one ever died down there before and all at the same time of year its seems that…whenever magnabarryb needs his kicks he goes too the river and thrid street he either is a kid like mee or probably the killer soo idk imma get his ip and find out who he is but yaa just let ppl think what they want !
i live in the 608, …
i live in the 608, and i dont know whether it’s a killer or these kids just drink to much and go for a swim. hopefully one day we’ll know the truth.
hahahaha
im from …
hahahaha
im from la crosse
east ave south side
hahaha
there is most deff a killer man
good song
i live 30 miles …
i live 30 miles away from lacrosse
Thanks for posting …
Thanks for posting this, it needed to be done. I could kick those two idiot “Detectives” for starting this dumb conspiricy therory. Its only ALCOHOL thats killing these kids. I work in College Public Safety and I’ve seen parents wouldn’t BELIEVE! Want to find the killers? Go to your local Package Store and look in the coolers, you’ll find thousands!
No Mad Man, Only …
No Mad Man, Only Mad Dog 20/20. ALCOHOL Is what is killing these kids, nothing else.
Good Song
Good Song
My son, Austin, is …
My son, Austin, is your zombie on your profile page. I just thought that it was really cool to see him on her. You do amazing work. My name is Rhonda.
The event that …
The event that inspired me to write this song, was the televised “Town Hall Meeting” on the subject. I watched in amazement and amusement as person after person bombarded Chief Kondraki with conspiracy questions that got more and more twisted. Through this mess, one voice rose above all, the voice of reason, and that was Chief Kondraki. He maintained a calm control, as the room went haywire around him. I wish I had taped it because it was an amazing moment in La Crosse history.
Interesting…Then, …
Interesting…Then, why don’t Winona State guys wander toward the river to their deaths? The river is adjacent to downtown there, too…Smarter, I guess! (kidding)
magnabarryb is the …
magnabarryb is the Mississippi Madmaaaaan!!
It’s no longer a big mystery…
HE IS the Mississippi Madman!!!
…the maddest murderer in history!!
…and he spelled “much” wrong…
haha, mississippi …
haha, mississippi madmannnnnnn. Drunk people fall in the river sometimes.
nancy said you play …
nancy said you play this all the time and laughed at me because i just now heard it. its some funny man.
i live in la crosse …
i live in la crosse, all we do is drink lol and smoke bud
I’m grew up in La …
I’m grew up in La Crosse, and we always partied down by the river – mostly getting high on pot. No one ever fell in the river.
The pattern of college deaths near the I-94 corridor does suggest a serial killer who travels for a living and probably hangs out in bars, where he scopes out his victims.
Then again, it’s very likely that a drunken college boy just walked to the riverbank to take a and fell in.
I’m sorta glad I didn’t raise my college-age son up home, now.
I’m convinced these …
I’m convinced these ’smiley face’ believers are completley nuts. I used to believe it was possible until I realized they were claiming the perps were ‘White Supremacists’ and ‘Anti-Christians’. Thats when I realized they never had any evidence at all.
actually we do but …
actually we do but its a gang the smiley face gang they leave a smiley face by the victims they kill in the river
Why so angry ? Is …
Why so angry ? Is it because you are insecure about you sexuality ? And before you make comments to me or my friends your better learn how to spell. You wrote junk guys I think you meant DRUNK guys. But I should not expect to mush from a mentally handicapped boy as you are! You mess with me and you will be changing your name to boy in the river if you know what I’m saying! Benny the Butcher!!!